All rights reserved. It is forbidden to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Plastic bags are not toys. Do not place the bag over your head. Flammable. Chain saws are not toys either, but skateboards are. Inflammable. No animals were used in testing this product. Dolphin-safe, but the tuna are gonna have to look out for themselves. Not FDIC insured. Does not damage the ozone layer. Only you can prevent forest fires. The surgeon general has determined that smoking is a really bad idea. Beware of dog. No diving. Not responsible for theft of unattended articles. This product has not been shown to cause cancer in any laboratory animal. High voltage. Do not disassemble; no user-serviceable parts inside. How am I driving? Pesticide-free. Past performance is no indication of future results. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Slippery when wet. You may have other rights that vary from state to state.